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Episode 1 "Good News, Bad News"
A girl that Jerry met calls and asks to stay with him while she is in New York. Jerry doesn't know if she just wants a place to stay or wants more and it ends up she is engaged.

Episode 2 "The Stakeout"
Jerry meets a girl at a party and then stakes out the building where she works so that he can meet her again.

Episode 3 "The Robbery"
Jerry's apartment is robbed and he decides to move. George shows him an incredible apartment that he himself ends up wanting.  They try to decide who should get it.

Episode 4 "Male Unbonding"
Jerry no longer wants anything to do with an old childhood friend who has become annoying. Kramer decides to open up a do it yourself pizza parlor.

Episode 5 "The Stock Tip"
George gets some inside info on a stock and shares it with Jerry.  Jerry panics and sells the stock early while George holds on to it and makes a bundle. Elaine is allergic to her boyfriends cats and Kramer wants to invent a roll out tie dispenser.

Episode 6 "The Ex Girlfriend"
George tries to figure out how to break up with his girlfriend. Jerry finds himself attracted to Georges Ex. Elaine confronts a guy in her building after their relationship has slowly degraded after two years.

Episode 7 "The Pony Remark"
Jerry attends a party where he makes a remark about kids with ponies. The comment offends the guest of honor who then dies soon after. Jerry wonders if he should go to the funeral or his softball championship game. Kramer decides to redo his apartment with levels.

Episode 8 "The Jacket"
Jerry buys an expensive suede jacket. The jacket has a colorful liner. He wears it to a dinner with Elaine's grumpy father. It rains and Jerry tries to turn the jacket inside out to protect it but can't because of the father. He ruins the jacket.

Episode 9 "The Phone Message"
George leaves several nasty messages on a girlfriend's answering machine. Him and Jerry go to steal the tape before the girlfriend can hear it. Turns out that she already heard it and thought it was just a joke.

Episode 10 "The Apartment"
George tries to meet women by putting on a wedding ring. Jerry suggests that Elaine rent an apartment in his building but changes his mind and tries to keep her from getting it.

Episode 11 "The Statue"
Jerry hires a friend of Elaine to clean his house. A statue comes up missing and Jerry believes the man stole it.

Episode 12 "The Revenge"
Jerry thinks a laundry owner stole money from his clothing. Him and Kramer seek revenge by pouring concrete mix in a washing machine. George uses Elaine to seek revenge on an ex boss.

Episode 13 "The Heart Attack"
George thinks he is having a heart attack and ends up being diagnosed with tonsillitis and with the help of Kramer seeks help from a holistic healer.

Episode 14 "The Deal"
Jerry and Elaine attempt to come up with a list of rules to allow them to be friends and still have sex.

Episode 15 "The Baby Shower"
Elaine hosts a baby shower in Jerry's apartment. During the shower George decides to confront an ex date and cable installers come to install an illegal cable hookup arranged by Kramer.

Episode 16 "The Chinese Restaurant"
On their way to a movie, Jerry, Elaine and George stop in for a quick bite at a chinese restaurant. They wait a long time for a table while Elaine is starving, Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman and George tries unsuccessfully to use a phone.

Episode 17 "The Busboy"
George accidentally gets a busboy fired and tries to help him. Turns out that by getting him fired he saves his life.

Episode 18 "The Note"
George gets a massage by a male and questions his sexuality when he thinks it moved. Kramer claims to have seen Joe DiMaggio in a Dunkin Donuts.

Episode 19 "The Truth"
Kramer dates Elaine's roommate. George has a girlfriend help Jerry prepare for an IRS audit and then breaks up with her before the audit.

Episode 20 "The Pen"
Elaine and Jerry visit his parents in Florida. Elaine must use muscle relaxers after sleeping on a pull out couch and embarrasses herself. Jerry accepts a pen from a friend of the family and the gift becomes a problem.

 

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