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Episode 161 "The Junk Mail"
Jerry's childhood friend Frankie gets him a van which he thinks Jerry
would want because of a childhood dream they had about traveling the
country in a van. Kramer decides to cancel his mail. Kramer uses Jerry's
van to run an anti post office campaign. George's parents decide to cut
him loose and Elaine dates "the wiz".
Episode 162 "The Merv Griffin Show"
Kramer finds the
complete set to the Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster and takes it back to
his apartment. He recreates the set and with co-host Newman, interviews
anyone who comes in. Jerry dates a girl who has an incredible collection
of old toys that she won't let him play with. What else can he do but drug
her and play with the toys. George and the pigeons have "no deal". He hits
a squirrel and his girlfriend makes him pay for the surgery including
flying in the special tiny instruments. Elaine deals with a "sidler" by
giving him tic tacs. The tic tacs remind Peterman of a Haitian torture
technique.
Episode 163 "The Slicer"
Kramer gets a meat slicer.
Elaine's neighbor leaves town and leaves his alarm clock set for 3:30 in
the morning. Kramer helps her blow the fuse in the apartment to turn the
alarm off. It works but it also turns off the cats automatic feeder.
Elaine uses the slicer to cut meat thin enough to fit under the door to
feed the cat. She also uses it to shave some height off a high heel and
breaks it. George realizes that he is in a picture on his boss' desk and
sneaks it out to get himself air brushed out. The air brusher removes his
boss from the picture by mistake and draws him back in as a cartoon. Jerry
gets a rash on his neck which he can't figure out. Turns out Kramer was
using his towels to clean the slicer.
Episode 164 "The Betrayal"
The backwards episode. The
story is told backwards. Jerry, Elaine and George come home from a wedding
in India that went bad. George meets a girl who thinks he is taller
because of his Timberlands. He tries to always wear them around her.
George finds out that he is dating an ex girlfriend of Jerry. Elaine finds
out that she slept with the groom of the wedding.
Episode 165 "The Apology"
Jerry has a girlfriend who
walks around his apartment completely naked. Jerry finds it distracting
and gets even by doing the same. His girlfriend finds it disgusting,
especially when he gets out the belt sander. George waits for an apology
from a friend going through AA's 12 step program. He never gets the
apology and confronts him only to get insulted again. Kramer is taking too
long in the shower and tries to trim the fat from his shower routine.
He tries to get tips at the gym by watching other guys and gets punched
instead. Kramer then decides to just do everything in the shower. Elaine's
co worker is afraid of her germs. Puddy is a recovering germ-o-phobe and
goes with Elaine to confront her. Kramer serves them all a meal he made in
the shower.
Episode 166 "The Strike"
Kramer is on strike from a bagel shop. George makes up a fake
charity (The Human Fund) and gives donations to that charity as gifts at
his office. When busted for it, he says that he doesn't celebrate
Christmas, he celebrates Festivus, a holiday his father made up. To prove
it he takes Kruger to his parents home to celebrate Festivus. Jerry is
dating a girl with two looks. She looks great or ugly depending on the
lighting. Kramer tells the good looking version of her that Jerry is
dating an ugly girl. Elaine waits at Kramer's bagel shop to retrieve a
card for a free sub from some guys that she gave a fake number to. Kramer
sabotages the shop and Elaine gets a good steam. Jerry's girlfriend comes
across her and confuses her for the ugly girl that Jerry is dating.
Episode 167 "The Dealership"
Jerry goes to Puddy's
dealership to get a good inside deal on a car. He must try and keep Elaine
and Puddy together to get a good deal. George tries to get a candy bar
from a vending machine and it gets stuck. He accuses a mechanic of
stealing it when he comes back and finds it gone. Kramer takes Jerry's car
for a test drive to see how far past the gas tank empty line the car will
drive.
Episode 168 "The Reverse Peephole"
Kramer and Newman get
the idea to install 'reverse peepholes' on their apartment doors to
prevent ambush. The landlord tries to evict Newman for being an agitator.
Kramer must convince him to not evict him. Jerry throws out his wallet and
carries a man purse.
Episode 169 "The Cartoon"
Elaine doesn't understand a
cartoon that she sees in the New Yorker. She thinks she can do better and
gets a cartoon published that she accidentally plagiarizes. Its a "Ziggy".
George is dating a woman who looks like Jerry and Kramer jokes that he is
secretly in love with Jerry. He obsesses over it and runs out screaming
when she gets a haircut that looks just like Jerry's. Sally Weaver
produces a show called "Jerry Seinfeld is the Devil" after Kramer tells
her that Jerry thinks she should get out of the business. Despite his best
effort to stop giving her material, she finds it.
Episode 170 "The Strongbox"
Jerry's building is
burglarized. To protect his valuables, Kramer gets a strongbox and goes
about hiding his key in various places. The key keeps getting found and he
ends up hiding it in a birdcage. The bird dies and is buried with the key.
Jerry refuses to let a man into the building because he didn't recognize
him. Turns out he lives right next to Kramer. Elaine is dating a poor man
who ends up being married. George unsuccessfully tries to break up with
his girlfriend. She doesn't agree.
Episode 171 "The Wizard"
Jerry buys his father
a Wizard organizer. His dad thinks that he got a deal on it. Kramer runs
for president of the retirement community. Jerry's father plans to use him
as a puppet. When Kramer gets bad press, they try to bribe the members of
the board with knock off Wizards called Willards. Elaine and her boyfriend
think that they are in an interracial marriage. He thinks she is Hispanic
and she thinks he is black. George lies to Susan's parents and claims to
have a house in the Hampton's. They know he is lying and call his bluff.
George takes them on a trip to his fictional house to see who blinks
first.
Episode 172 "The Burning"
Elaine finds
religious stations programmed on Puddy's car radio. She tests him by
resetting the stations and seeing if he puts them back. After prying a
Jesus Fish off of his car she confronts him and finds out that he thinks
she is going to hell. They consult a priest who tells them that they are
both going to hell. George decides to leave on a high note at work. If he
makes a funny comment, he leaves before he can say something stupid. This
gets him on a project alone with his boss who won't work. Kramer and
Mickey are acting out diseases for medical students. Kramer does a
performance of Gonorrhea. Jerry's girlfriend hasn't told him about the
tractor story yet. The story of how her boyfriend told her she got
Gonorrhea from riding a tractor in a swimsuit.
Episode 173 "The Bookstore"
Jerry sees his
Uncle Leo at the bookstore shoplifting. He decides to turn him in to teach
him a lesson. Kramer and Newman decide to open up a Rickshaw business.
They intend to use the homeless to pull them. Elaine goes to a company
party. Everyone is waiting for her to make a fool of herself by dancing.
She instead gets drunk and makes out with a man at her table.
Episode 174 "The Frogger"
Jerry and George visit their old high school hang out. George finds
the Frogger machine and sees that he still holds the high score. He buys
the machine and tries to get it home without losing the high score. He
gets the help of a fried of Kramer's called "Slippery Pete". Elaine is
tired of the forced socializing of office birthday parties. She refuses to
participate but then finds that she misses the sugar rush that the
birthday cake provides. She raids Peterman's fridge and eats a piece of
cake that ends up being from the wedding of King Edward VIII.
Episode 175 "The Maid"
Jerry hires a maid and
ends up sleeping with her. She ends up not doing much cleaning and Jerry
wonders what he is paying for. Kramer has a fax sent to Elaine's apartment
but she does not have a fax machine. Elaine is getting constant faxes and
she has to change her phone number, getting a new area code. George tries
to get a nickname at work and makes a play for the nickname T-Bone. When a
coworker steals it he gets upset and ends up with the nickname Koko the
monkey. Elaine finds out a woman in her building has died and gets her
number. She then starts getting calls from the woman's grandson. Jerry
breaks up with the made and gets a visit from her pimpish boss.
Episode 176 "The Puerto Rican Day"
The group
leaves a baseball game early and try to make it home. They end up being
stuck in the Puerto Rican Day Parade.
Episode 177 "The Clip Show"
Clips from the past
nine seasons of Seinfeld.
Episode 178 "The Clip Show" Part 2
More clips
from the last nine seasons and bloopers from the show.
Episode 179 "The Finale"
Jerry and George learn
that their pilot show is going to be picked up for a season. NBC offers
them the use of the company jet to go anywhere they want. They decide on
Paris. On the way, Kramer stumbles into the cockpit and causes the plane
to dive. The pilots recover and they land in a small town called Latham
for a checkup. While there they witness the robbery of a man who they do
not help. They get arrested under a Good Samaritan Law and will be
prosecuted. The show ends with friends and family from the past nine years
preparing to leave for Latham.
Episode 180 "The Finale" Part 2
The group is
put on trial and characters from the past nine years are brought up to
testify. They end up being sentenced to a year in prison for doing nothing
to help the man. The episode ends with Jerry doing his stand up routine in
prison. |